Bah Hum Brunch!
Posted by Steph on Monday, May 7th, 2007
Lately, brunch has been a big bummer. Don’t get me wrong, I believe it should be one of the most revered meals of the week. You can choose breakfast food, lunch food, or something in between, plus, drinking is actually encouraged. It is more or less a perfect meal.
But lately, restaurants have had a massive amount of suck-age when it comes to this fantastic meal. If waiting 45 minutes for a meal with a blinding hangover headache doesn’t deter you, the fact that once seated, you’ll be given the check before you’re half way through you meal might. I thought at first it was just the trendy neighborhood I live in, where the combination of youth, drinking and disposable incomes translated into long lines and rushed service. Even with a rather large variety of restaurants to choose from, it was a mostly unpleasant experience. Recent forays into the city and and other parts of Brooklyn have unfortunately let me to believe that this is a prevalent phenomenon.
Once you finally get a seat, coffee, and alcoholic beverage of choice, looking at the brunch menu has become a little disappointing as well. It seems like most places are catering to the lower common taste denominator. Biscuits and gravy are good, but should they be so ubiquitous that even the Mexican joint serves them at brunch? And I’m a big fan of eggs Benedict, and admire creativity with the choice of “toppings” served with a poached egg, but how come this often translates into stinginess. Last Sunday I tried a French place in Carroll Gardens, and I won’t go into details, but calling what I had “eggs Benedict” was certainly a misnomer.
A few months ago, I started getting wise. Most brunch items are easy to make at home, and you can linger over your meal, without having someone hovering over you waiting to collect the check. Here are some tips to enjoy a brunch at home.
DRINKS: Of course, bloody Mary’s are the way to go, and most people are really partial to their favorite preparation, so I won’t go into how I prefer mine. Mimosa are also easy to make, as are Screwdrivers. But if you want to switch it up a bit, here are some ideas to try:
- White Port and Seltzer
- Lillet, Seltzer and a splash of Citron
- Faux Sangria, red wine and oj
- White wine, seltzer and a splash of pom juice
THE OVEN: Use the oven, the rule of thumb should be, the more people you serve, the more you should use your oven. Tray pans of potatoes (chunks tossed in spices and roasted are easy and delicious), bacon, sausage evenly cook decent amounts for a crowd. Eggs cooked in toast (or a large hollowed out foccocia), Swedish oven pancakes and french toast “casserole” are other ways that keep you from having to do made-to-order of these brunch staples.
LUNCH ITEMS: I usually like to make at least one lunch salad, sometimes two. A nice green salad with lots of herbs (parsley, mint, tarragon) cut into it. Cantaloupe with green onions, rice vinegar and slivered pepperoni. Non-mayonnaise macaroni salad works too.
The more options the merrier. And the best part about it is that you get to spend quality time with the people you’re brunching with, truly worth the effort.





Chewy hate brunch. Chewy like her meals separate. Chewy not like to stuff her face early in the day. Chewy mad Steph tricked her into brunch yesterday in Williamsburg with shitty service.
Comment written by Chewy on 7:55 pm on the 7th of May, 2007
i love brunch- but only on weekends. chewy, the lodge is bad. bad, bad, BAD. brunch can be very good…
Comment written by la duchessa on 8:39 pm on the 7th of May, 2007
I use weekends to cook big ass dinners. Like a Sunday Roast. How can I do that when everyone is all full from brunch? It’s not fair on the home cook. I declare a challenge for someone to try to change my prejudice against brunch.
Comment written by Chewy on 9:30 pm on the 7th of May, 2007
obviously, the lodge is not the only restaurant in williamburg that serves brunch, and i did not take her there. in fact, that restaurant is only palatable if your prefer your meals snorted and think “dining” means slouching around looking cool.
twas no trick though, i was mistaken, apparently you can not get lunch in the ‘burg on the weekends. i truthfully thought roebling tea house at 3pm might have real food.
and i have actually had good service there, although that sunday was not a good example. next time we’ll pack a picnic and play bocce at the triangle.
so quit bitchin and drink your lil-ett.
Comment written by stephTM on 4:49 pm on the 14th of May, 2007
Ha! I don’t hold shitty service against the actual food. Getting quality waitstaff is really difficult.
The Roebling Tea House was enjoyable otherwise and I’m sure I’ll go back. For regular food.
Comment written by Chewy on 4:59 pm on the 14th of May, 2007