Rhyming “food” with “good”

Posted by Chewy on Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

One of my favorite songs for shits and giggles (or “shiggles”) is Reggie and the Full Effect’s “F.O.O.D. aka Aren’t You Hungry”. Here are the lyrics:

F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food

Saw you at the buffet
Lunch is best time of day
You are big and I’m small
You’re as wide as I’m tall

F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
G-O-O-D good, good
F-O-O-D food, food
Food food
Food food

Food

F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
G-O-O-D good, good

Food

Now if only they could build a rock opera around it. I’ll give it some thought and get back to you with a treatment. Speaking of, is anybody out there pissed about the second half of R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet” not coming out? Where is, R., where is it? Who are Tina and Roxanne? What’s gonna happen with the midget? By the way, rhyming “midget” with “shitted”, pure genius. Truly, a king amongst men.

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  1. Apparently R is busy writing a song in honor of the victims at V-Tech. I’m not joking.

    Comment written by Danielle on 12:18 pm on the 9th of May, 2007

  2. everytime the friends get together for food we end up with some new tunes. sometimes we simply change key words and verses, sometimes an entire song is crafted. here’s a little ditty that jason put together about fette sau, sung in the tune of “love shack”:

    If you see a neon sign by the side of the road that says
    15 miles to the… Pork Shack! Pork Shack yeah
    I’m headin’ down Metropolitan Avenue,
    lookin’ for the meat getaway
    Heading for the meat getaway, meat getaway,
    I want me a rib that’s as big as a whale
    so we’re headin’ on down
    To the Pork Shack
    I got me a big tray, it feeds about 20
    So hurry up and bring your Fette Sau money

    The Pork Shack is a little old place
    where we can eat together
    Pork Shack baby, Pork Shack bay-bee!
    Pork baby, that’s where it’s at,
    Ooo pork baby, that’s where it’s at

    Sign says.. Woo… “stay away vegans”
    ’cause meat rules at the Por-or-ork Shack!
    Well it’s set way back in the middle of a garage,
    Just a porky old shack and I gotta get back

    Sauces on the mattress
    Sauces on the highway
    Sauces on the front porch
    Sauces on the hallway

    The Pork Shack is a little old place
    where we can eat together
    Pork Shack bay-bee! Pork Shack baby!
    Pork Shack, that’s where it’s at!
    Bitin’ and a chewing’, drinkin’ and a feedin’,
    Eatin’ everything
    Cause it’s fresh from the oven

    Comment written by la duchessa on 2:15 pm on the 9th of May, 2007

  3. Holy shit, that was awesome!

    Comment written by Chewy on 11:18 pm on the 9th of May, 2007

  4. FACT: Nobody has a better bunch of food songs than the Descendednts:

    “I Like Food”

    I like food, food tastes good!
    I like food, food tastes good!
    Juicy burgers, greasy fries,
    Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
    Teenage girls, with ketchup too!
    Get out of my way, or I’ll eat you
    I like food, food tastes good!
    I like food, food tastes good!
    I’m going to turn dining
    back into eating
    I like food, food tastes good!
    I like food, food tastes good!

    Weinerschnitzel

    welcome to der weinerschnitzel, may i take your order please?
    yeah i want:
    two large cokes,
    two large fries
    chili-cheese dog,
    large doctor pepper
    super deluxe,
    with cheese and tomato
    you want bill sperm with that?
    no!

    “Coffee Mug”
    Mug Mug Mug
    Coffee Mug
    Gonna Clear Away The Haze
    Liquid Proof
    That I Can Win This Race
    Coffee Mug
    The Grip That Keeps Me Tall
    My Inter-Link
    Keeps Me Questing All
    I Don’T Need No Booze Or Drugs
    I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug
    And I Don’T Need Your Kiss And Hug
    I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug
    They Haven’T Banned
    My Liquid Drug Of Choice
    There’S Too Many Hooked
    And They’Ve Got Too Much Voice
    So For The Moment
    We’Re All Pretty Good To Go
    With 98 Cups
    With 98 More To Go
    I Don’T Need No Booze Or Drugs
    I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug
    And I Don’T Need Your Kiss And Hug
    I Just Chug-A-Lug-O My Coffee Mug
    Here A Bean, There A Bean
    Everywhere A Mean Mean
    Bean Chug - A - Lug - O - My
    Coffee - Mug, Mug, Mug, Mug

    Plus when they used to play live, they sold coffee mugs. To this day I kick myself for not buying one.

    Comment written by Joe on 2:32 pm on the 10th of May, 2007

  5. “I Like Food, Food Tastes Good” is also the name of a new cookbook with a collection of recipes from various indie rockers. Joe, I know what I’m getting you for Xmas.

    Comment written by Chewy on 11:53 am on the 14th of May, 2007

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