Ten things about chicken

Posted by Chewy on Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

1.) I just learned the secret of juicy white meat. I mean, like, super juicy. Like if you order chicken from an authentic Chinese place. An ancient Chinese secret, if you will. Roast your chicken as normal, but halfway through your cooking time, flip the bird upside down so the breast meat is facing down. This method is ideal if you want to extract the meat for other purposes.

2.) Chicken (as food) on Wikipedia.

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4.) I do believe that fried chicken is the great unifier of all races and creeds (except for vegans and vegetarians, which leads me to believe that they are the devil).

5.)

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This is what happens when you eff a chicken.

6.) KFC: Korean Fried Chicken

7.)

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Chickens can be assholes, so you shouldn’t feel bad about eating them.

8.) Recipe for Jamie Oliver’s chicken in milk. Delicious one-pot winter dish with sage, garlic and cinnamon.

9.) Know Your Chicken by Chibo Matto

10.)

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This is fucked up.

Categories: Miscellaneous

Discussion: 7 Comments

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  1. I am completely disturbed by the lawn ornament…is that a real, plucked, dewinged chicken?

    Comment written by foodette on 10:16 pm on the 6th of June, 2007

  2. Loved the nod to Arrested…

    Comment written by Danielle on 8:54 am on the 7th of June, 2007

  3. Foodette: I think that’s real! You can still see a few little feathers still left on it. It’s a prototype for a featherless chicken some foreign scientists want to breed. Maybe they can breed me a wife with no mouth. Ba-dum-ching! I’ll be here all night. Try the featherless chicken.

    Danielle: Gob’s chicken dance is what’s gonna get me on Hell’s Kitchen.

    Comment written by Chewy on 9:31 am on the 7th of June, 2007

  4. speaking of Hell’s Kitchen, you’re watching, right?!?!?! Amazing.

    Comment written by Danielle on 2:05 pm on the 7th of June, 2007

  5. Well, I guess the scientists can sell their chickens to KFC. SICK!

    Comment written by foodette on 9:51 pm on the 7th of June, 2007

  6. Oh hell yes I have (no pun). Awesomeness.

    Have you seen The Next Food Network Star 3? Total Top Chef rip-off, except without the skills.

    Comment written by Chewy on 11:06 pm on the 7th of June, 2007

  7. yah, they totally changed their format to mimic top chef…it’s also lame. i hate that crunchy bitch who looks like China Phillips.

    Comment written by Danielle on 11:33 am on the 8th of June, 2007

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