I had a large spike in the number of hits on my blog one day last week. Google analytics told me it was because of referrals from stumbleupon.com. Download the plug-in for your browser, set your preferences and go. I have mine set only to food and whenever I click “Stumble!” in my tool bar I get a random food related page. Today I got something worth blogging about. Not since Squagles (audio link) has a food product been so eXtreme.

What do you think this dealie is?

Chia Pet? Garlic keeper? Lawn ornament? Some sort of pagan love device? Wrong, broham! It’s a novelty egg separator!

It costs $7 from this place.

This is something someone would give me for Xmas and say, “Hey, you like to cook and you have a good sense of humor – I thought you’d get a kick out of it!” And then I’d almost feel bad about throwing it out on December 26th. Almost.

Don’t you just wanna crack an egg onto his head now?