Wanna send a generic gift that requires no thought or effort? Can’t decide whether to send flowers or a fruit basket? Well now you don’t have to choose! Edible Arrangements is here for you!

If you haven’t heard about it before, Edible Arrangements are fruit bouquets. They are carved out of fruit to look like flowers. Kinda like flowers. I guess. Not really.

This is one of the smartest ideas ever. Seriously! The profit margin! The bouquets range from about $50-$200. For fruit! Fruit that probably costs them $5. And I bet it’s shitty fruit. And it’s not like they even do crazy fancy fruit carving like the Thai do:

Totally worth $2oo.

Totally not worth the diarrhea.

This is more my style.