Archive for June, 2007

Ten things about chicken

Posted by Chewy on Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

1.) I just learned the secret of juicy white meat. I mean, like, super juicy. Like if you order chicken from an authentic Chinese place. An ancient Chinese secret, if you will. Roast your chicken as normal, but halfway through your cooking time, flip the bird upside down so the breast meat is facing down. This method is ideal if you want to extract the meat for other purposes.

2.) Chicken (as food) on Wikipedia.

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4.) I do believe that fried chicken is the great unifier of all races and creeds (except for vegans and vegetarians, which leads me to believe that they are the devil).

5.)

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This is what happens when you eff a chicken.

6.) KFC: Korean Fried Chicken

7.)

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Chickens can be assholes, so you shouldn’t feel bad about eating them.

8.) Recipe for Jamie Oliver’s chicken in milk. Delicious one-pot winter dish with sage, garlic and cinnamon.

9.) Know Your Chicken by Chibo Matto

10.)

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This is fucked up.

Categories: Miscellaneous

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Awesomely fantastic pasta salad of deliciousness

Posted by Chewy on Sunday, June 3rd, 2007

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I have something against calling a recipe “the best”. Last week I ate at little cafe on Long Island that had on the menu “perfect mashed potatoes and gravy”. Of course I had to get it because that is a huge claim. Was it perfect? Far from it. I had to add extra butter and salt to get to mediocre. And the gravy? From a can. I think calling a dish “the best” or “perfect” can get ones expectations and hopes up.

So here’s a recipe for a really really great pasta salad, which can also be called “whatever you got in the pantry and fridge pasta salad” (see below). It’s a more flavorful take on a pasta salad recipe I’ve been using for years out of Cooking Light Magazine. Maybe I’ll call it “the bhest” and that little “h” in there will be my loophole if anyone contests its quality.

Ingredients:

  • Pasta in a cute shape. (I used brown rice vegetable pasta in the photo which was delicious and tasted just like wheat pasta.)
  • Large handful of whatever tomato you got, diced and deseeded if you want
  • Large handful of fresh basil, chopped however you like
  • Few handful of green beans, chopped into one inch pieces
  • Kalamata olives, pitted and chopped
  • One red bell pepper
  • Few cloves of garlic, chopped
  • One shallot, halved and sliced (you can use a 1/4 of an onion if you want)
  • Few glugs of good sherry vinegar*
  • Extra virgin olive oil
  • Grated hard cheese of your choice

Get a big pot of heavily salted water going for you pasta and cook according to the directions. Throw the green beans in during the last two or three minutes of cooking. Drain pasta and green beans and run under cold water until cool.

While you are making the pasta, you can prep everything else. Put about 1/3 cup of the olive oil in a small pan over low heat. Prep your garlic and shallots and put in pan with olive oil. You want them soft and translucent, but not browned. It will take about five minutes on the stove. Turn off heat and allow it to cool.

Halve and deseed your pepper. Push down and crush each half so they are flat. Put under broiler, skin side up for five to ten minutes or until the skin is black. Remove and allow to cool for a few minutes. Once cool enough to handle, remove the charred skin and dice the peppers.

Throw pasta, green beans, tomatoes, red pepper, basil and olives into a large bowl. Add a few glugs of sherry vinegar to taste (three tablespoons or more, depending on the quality of your vinegar). Add salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste. Add your olive oil mixture and toss. Plate and sprinkle grated cheese on. Enjoy!

Some other variations of this can include kidney beans, diced fresh mozzarella, broccoli, julienned carrots, diced salami (or other hard phallic Italian meat), sauteed dark greens and whatever else you got around.

*Sherry vinegar, like basalmic vinegar, can get really expensive and is sold by age. Of course, the older it is, the more costly and more delicious it is. I use an affordable twenty year old. For the average home cook, I don’t think you need anything too aged or too pricey unless you want to impress people.

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Pokey says, “Pasta salad is for pansies and women.”

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You blog now!

Posted by Chewy on Sunday, June 3rd, 2007

One of the blogs I like, Eat, Drink & Be Merry has a post about the large amount of Asian food bloggers.

No mention about the amount of female half-Asian food bloggers.

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“…Me play joke…”

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First Annual NYC Food Film Festival ™

Posted by Chewy on Sunday, June 3rd, 2007

Three installments. Water Taxi Beach. Long Island City. Free admission. Free films. Short sentences.

Here’s the official website.

Check out the list of films that will be shown. Apparently people who like to make food films also like using puns. I like food. I hate puns. I’m so conflicted.

For some reason, food must be purchased advanced and online. Twenty bucks that this will be disastrous the day of, when people who didn’t know about that rule get hungry and want some food. Stupid rule information here.

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Not this kind of food film. The kind where pictures move. 

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