The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
Posted by Chewy on Monday, July 2nd, 2007
I’m a sucker for new chip flavors. Today at Fairway, I found Doritos’ new flavor, X-13D. Marketed in a mysterious black bag and so titled because you, the consumer, can win the chance to name it. I thought the “X” stood for eXtreme, as in eXtreme flavor. The “13″ was probably picked picked because someone thought it was a cool number. “D” is for either “Dorito’s” or “diarrhea”.
I’ve read that they are supposed to taste like a cheeseburger. Maybe if you are on Miracle Fruit or smoked a lot of weed. These things are disgusting. Without reading any of the propaganda on the package, one bite and I could identify the “mystery flavor”. Mustard. Mustard flavored Dorito’s. Imagine mustard powder mixed with garlic powder. Wash it back with a Coca-Cola Blak and you can ensure vomit. Actually, I’ve had vomit that tasted better than this. And vomit is free, but these things cost me $3.50. I wish I had never tried them. That’s how bad they are. They make my mouth sad.
Another blogger described the flavor as “ass dipped in mustard and relish”. That pretty much sums it up.
Doritos X-13D are not vegetarian friendly, as they contain beef tallow.
ChewFood grade for taste: F-
ChewFood grade for marketing: F-
Now THESE are eXtreme Doritos!
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i saw these recently and my curiosity did NOT get the best of me. i’m happy about that. mustard? EW.
Comment written by la duchessa on 2:51 pm on the 3rd of July, 2007
They tsste like dirty baby diapers! chefjp
Comment written by chefjp on 12:57 pm on the 4th of July, 2007
Ok, these things taste just like McDonald’s Cheeseburgers. So awesome.
Comment written by Vincent on 3:05 pm on the 4th of July, 2007
Vincent, you forgot to take the sack with you! Come take it away. Burn it. Send it to hell.
Comment written by Chewy on 3:26 pm on the 4th of July, 2007
Of course I did, I always leave something at your house. I think I subconsciously want to move in.
Comment written by Vincent on 9:59 pm on the 4th of July, 2007
Ah, the old George Costanza trick!
Comment written by Chewy on 9:24 am on the 5th of July, 2007
they’re gross. i have spoken.
Comment written by la duchessa on 8:14 pm on the 5th of July, 2007