Dial 9 and 1 and when I cut my finger off press 1 again
Posted by Chewy on Monday, September 24th, 2007
My new chef’s knife:
A Kikuichi Gyuto Western style 9.5″ chef’s knife. It came with a wooden sheath and a box wrapped in delicate origami-type paper, tied with raffia. I think I’m gonna name her Cutty. Me so happy.
My old knife, Stabby, works better on zombies.
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Stabby terrifies me. I am going to have nightmares involving that thing and the Japanese mandolin that took the croner of my thumb off… Greaaaaaaaaat.
Comment written by Vanessa on 2:42 pm on the 27th of September, 2007
Those Japanese mandolin’s are thirsty for blood! I think they are programmed for revenge for WWII.
Comment written by Chewy on 1:03 am on the 29th of September, 2007
Those damn French mandolins are blood-thirsty killers too — call me Stumpy.
Comment written by Biggie @ Lunch in a Box on 11:18 pm on the 13th of October, 2007
Are you a killer? haha. that knife looks vicious.
Love the new knife, gorgeous.
Comment written by eatdrinknbmerry on 4:45 pm on the 8th of November, 2007
bring stabby to the bar, please.
Comment written by madman on 7:05 pm on the 11th of December, 2007
Actually, I bring Cutty to the bar every Saturday night. That’s why I’m always assuring everyone that, at 3 a.m. and drunk, I don’t need help getting home.
Comment written by Chewy on 12:52 am on the 12th of December, 2007