Who are you people?
Posted by Chewy on Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007
This is a list of search words that got people to my blog, courtesy of GoogleAnalytics. And after going through them I’m pretty certain that 99% of people are either perverts or idiots. Seriously. You people got problems. Do you know that you have problems? Check it:
-gordon ramsay’s cock
-high oleic sunflower oil diarrhea
-how to lose your sex drive
-i have no tomato paste and recipe calls for it
-is chef robert irvine gay?
-janky fruity ass
-japanese food fuck restaurant
-meals you dont have to chew
-chinese chew recipe like you had at school
-apple filled food taste like crap
-is colt 45 vegan friendly?
-fucking food
-what does congealed blood smell like
-vegetable communists
-obese black guy food table discovery health
-mustard powder to vomit
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Discussion: 
That is weird! I am happy to say I have never strung those words together. But, doesn’t it concern you that google sends those people to your site???
Comment written by foodette on 1:50 pm on the 3rd of October, 2007
Gordon Ramsey’s Cock….of course!
Comment written by Danielle on 2:51 pm on the 3rd of October, 2007
I am convinced people are over interested in the sex lives of chefs. I have no idea why this is. But, I get more leads to my blog from people that want to know if Bobby Deen is gay than anything else. We’re talking several every day. I like to post to them every now and them. You know, send some love back. Actually, I am certain that if I created a blog devoted entirely to Bobby Deen’s sexuality, it would be HUGE!
Comment written by Vanessa on 6:19 pm on the 8th of October, 2007
I think I saw Bobby Deen making-out with Michael Chiarello on TMZ. God bless the internet! God bless America!
Comment written by Chewy on 10:36 pm on the 8th of October, 2007
I got here by googling “Is Michael Chiarello gay?”. Married or not, the man exhudes gayness. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Comment written by Lisa on 12:55 am on the 17th of October, 2007
That dude is totally gay.
Comment written by Chewy on 10:16 am on the 17th of October, 2007
Chiarello is gayer than a goose. Pay no attention to the ring on his finger.
Comment written by Hurner on 5:23 pm on the 29th of November, 2007