So I’m the middle of taking the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygeine Food Protection Course. (The course is free online until the end of the month.) I’m on lesson nine and check out what I have to learn:

Personal Hygiene Checklist

At the beginning of each workday ask yourself the following questions:

1. Did I shower or take a bath before coming to work?
2. Am I sick with a fever, cold or diarrhea?
3. Do I have any infected cuts or burns?
4. Are my nails clean, trimmed and free from nail polish?
5. Are my apron and clothing clean?
6. Did I remove my jewelry?
7. Am I wearing my hat, cap or hairnet?

As long as this guy doesn’t have diarrhea, I think he’s safe to make you your dinner. 

The NYCDOH doesn’t say anything about laying a woman down and making sweet love to her in the kitchen as being unsanitary .