30% Iron Chef
Posted by Chewy on Monday, February 25th, 2008
I bet that this dude, who wrote what he thought was an exposé about Iron Chef America, goes up to children and tells them that there’s no Santa Claus. And then I bet he walks home feeling all smug like he’s done something important and righted some injustice. What a cock.
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See, I don’t even think that article is all that shocking. It’s a TV show, that is *ZOMG* produced like a TV show. What’s this guy’s next groundbreaking piece going to be, telling us that the outcomes of professional wrestling matches are fixed?
Comment written by Joe on 10:49 am on the 29th of February, 2008
Exactly! You said it better than I could. And this was a cover story, too. He makes it seem like it’s some big revelation when A.) It’s a fucking television show and 2.) Who gives a fuck?
Comment written by Chewy on 1:58 am on the 1st of March, 2008
In other hilarous food network news Robert Irvine got shitcanned for lying about all his cooking exploits. Turns out that he never cooked for any Royal Family or US president. I would have fired him when he threw out all those food service cheesesteaks because he thought that they were real steaks. What an asshole.
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20080303:people_chef_dismissed
Comment written by Joe on 2:13 pm on the 4th of March, 2008
I feel more sorry for the Chairman than anyone. Scripted or not, at least everyone else is -doing- something.
Further to Joe’s comment - I always knew that Robert Irvine guy was an asshole. This piece goes into the amazing story a little further: http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/royal-story-all-cooked-up/2008/03/04/1204402403985.html
Comment written by Michele on 10:44 am on the 5th of March, 2008
The Chairman is there for eye candy. And sometimes he graces us with some kung-fu moves. I wished he dressed more like the OG Chairman, though.
Comment written by Chewy on 12:33 am on the 6th of March, 2008