Pizza: Confession, shame
Posted by Chewy on Monday, April 21st, 2008
You probably already know of my dislike of the concept of brunch. I don’t believe in it and I think it’s evil: It ruins a big Sunday night dinner. I’m all like, “Hey, you wanna come over for Sunday roast?” and you’re all like, “I’d love to, but I had a really big brunch.” and I’m all like, “You cock.” Also, I don’t like breakfast foods: When I wake up, the last thing I want is a shitload of carbs with sugar on it.
There’s some other food thing people obsess over that I’m not into: Pizza. It’s not that I don’t enjoy pizza. The thing is that that I don’t crave pizza. Everyone I know has a major hankerin’ for pizza every so often. But not me. I am abnormal and crave things like salad. Even at Pizza Express (which I go to everytime I go to The U.K.), I order the pizza with the salad on it (the SoHo pizza–which has raw “rocket” aka roquette aka arugula). Should I be ashamed to be a New Yorker? I know what good pizza is and I know where to find it. I just don’t want it as much as other people do.
A Jedi craves not these things.
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i like a good pizza but i don’t crave it, either. there are a million other things i crave before that…
i do, however, like brunch. it doesn’t have to be sweet, it can be savory!
Comment written by laduchessa on 1:45 pm on the 21st of April, 2008
The only pizza I have ever really craved comes from Spumoni Gardens in Bensonhurst / Bay Ridge. I could eat it for breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, dinner and again for 4th meal. If only it wasn’t like 2 hours away.
And the best breakfast foods are savory, like a bacon cheeseburger with a fried egg on top.
Comment written by Joe on 8:33 pm on the 22nd of April, 2008
I agree with your breakfast choices, my friend. I like to eat soup for breakfast. My Chef said it’s probably in my genes because of pho. Then I called him a round eye devil.
Comment written by Chewy on 10:50 pm on the 22nd of April, 2008
Not craving pizza is like shitting on the American flag. You are all likely muslim terrorists…I will be alerting the Department of Homeland Security about this blog.
Learn you foreigners something about “white devils”.
USA#1!!!
Comment written by Patrieat on 6:45 pm on the 23rd of April, 2008
Damn it! I hope they don’t deport me back to my home country – America.
Comment written by Chewy on 10:18 am on the 24th of April, 2008