Waitron Day Today
Posted by Chewy on Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
According to Waiter from Waiter Rant, today is National Waiters Day. He urges you to tip 30% day if you go out to eat.
In other news, restaurant cooks still bitter about shitty hourly wages and resentful towards waitrons.
John-Phillipe is worth the 20+%.
PS: The waitrons at The Restaurant celebrated National Waiters Day (which should really be the gender neutral “waitron”, you sexist c-suckers) by going to a midnight showing of the new India Jones movie at the local indie theatre. I celebrated by cutting my finger and watching Top Chef. Go FOH!
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did you watch HK last night? it filled me with glee the way JP was mocking jen to her face for being the miserable beyotch that she is.
Comment written by laduchessa on 12:16 pm on the 21st of May, 2008
I can totally put up with Gordon Ramsay calling me a donkey and a Smurf just to be able to meet JP.
Also, Jen fucking sucks for being a stereotype.
Louross better win.
I think I should, for serious, try out for Hell’s Kitchen. Because, apparently, all you have to do is be able to work the line and I can totally fucking rock that shit. And I wouldn’t mind the “punishments” because that’s all shit you have to do as a linecook anyway. Fucking whiney bitches. I hate pussies.
I’m on my third glass of Sancerre. What’s up, internet?!
Comment written by Chewy on 11:42 pm on the 21st of May, 2008
you’re over-qualified for hell’s kitchen which means you’d win. if you didn’t end up in jail for murderizing a fellow line cook first.
jen is a stereotype and i hate her. matt looks like mr. yuck and is a whiny little bitch. i actually like very few people on this season. louross is the only one that doesn’t consistently irritate the hell out of me. actually, that’s not true… petrozza’s awesome.
Comment written by laduchessa on 9:54 am on the 22nd of May, 2008
Ah! You uptight, ho! Stay in the kitchen where you belong!
PS I want to see you on TV!!!!!
Comment written by Little Jen on 12:09 pm on the 25th of June, 2008
Crap, unnecessary comma…
You uptight ho! haha
Comment written by Little Jen on 12:09 pm on the 25th of June, 2008