A: More bars. Especially wine bars. The fact that there are two wine bars (and another two in the works) within a two block radius is not enough. Instead of one bar for every fifty people, I want a 5:1 ratio. There are a lot of alcoholics with expendable incomes here. I love when I want to go and sit and chillax with a glass of wine, I have to put up with elbow to elbow crackers drinking wine like it’s a Roman orgy. I love the fact that at midnight I could go to a dozen places and get a $100 bottle of wine and yet my only option for food is the diner or bodega snacks.

All these wine bars and I still cannot get a sangria slushie. Fucked up.