There are a lot of stupid carnivores that don’t want to admit to themselves that beef is cow and pork is pig. In the same vain, there are restaurant goers who, for some reason, don’t think that there are human beings handling their food in the kitchen with their bare hands! And more than 50% of the time they are dirty immigrants! Holy shit!

Lately, people have been more conerned with where their food comes from, but it’s important to know who is handling your food right before it goes in your mouth. Someone with clean hands producing your food? You shouldn’t even leave the house if this bothers you. But how about a restaurant that serves rotten proteins that you don’t even know about until you spend two hours on the toilet later in the night?

Here’s something to do when you are bored or get the shits from a restaurant: The NYC DOH list of restaurant inspections. Type in the name of your favorite places and get grossed out by sanitary violations. Just so you know, 28 points and above means fail.

You’re welcome.