Eater.com sets my gender back fifty years with their “Sexiest Chef in New York” contest that features only people with twigs and berries. So if you like Aryan dudes posing all douchey, then vote away.

This doesn’t help the cause either. Her whites aren’t gonna protect her boobs from grease splatter. And her hair is a total Dept. of Health violation.

I love cleaning foie gras lobes. “Cleaning” means that you take a spoon or a knife and shave away the delicious meat and remove the veins. Here’s the awesomest lobe I’ve ever seen, which I cleaned earlier today at The Restaurant II:

It’s fucking art. Entitled “Peta”.