Here are list of words that you will find I use quite often:

Brunch: Noun. Weird Yankee meal that is supposed to combine breakfast, lunch and booze when you are hungover on weekends.
In a sentence: Brunch is overrated.

Celebrichef: Contracted noun. Celebrity chef.
In a sentence: Emeril is a good cook, but a shitty celebrichef.

Chippos: Noun. Potato chips. Not necessarily from hippos.
In a sentence: Gimme some of them salt and vinegar chippos, asshole.

Choco: Noun. Chocolate.
In a sentence: Hershey’s makes shitty choco.

Deliciousness: Noun. Xtreme appetizingness.
In a sentence: The deliciousness of creme brulee is undeniable.

Diabetes: Noun. Crappy disease from eating too much refined sugar. You don’t want this, no matter what Wilford Brimley tells you.
In a sentace: The doctor had to take Britney Spears’s foot because of diabetes.

Food boner: Noun. Getting extremely excited about something food related.
In a sentence: That stoner has a big food boner for Cup Noodle and White Castle.

Fooding: Verb. Patent pending term for doing all things food related. i.e. cooking, eating, watching food related television programs, reading food blogs.
In a senstence: I’m doing double fooding - pooping and blogging at the same time.

Jobs and dealies: Nouns. Both things and stuff.
In a sentence: Yo, buy me some dealies from Crate & Barrel.

Janky: Noun. Crappy, of cheap quality.
In a sentence: The Super Slicer is a janky mandolin.

Pokey: Noun. Awesome dog who enjoys carrots, bananas and seafood.
In a sentence: Can you give Pokey some of your food?

Shenanigans: Noun. Bull shit.
In a sentence: I call shenanigans on Rachel Ray for everything she does.

Spicy eye: Adjective. That feeling you get after your touch your eye after handling chillies.
In a sentence: I’m an idiot and got spicy eye again.

WTF?!: Exclamation and question. What the fuck!? is anger and confusion.
In a sentence: Whole Foods sells celery for $4 a bunch. WTF?!